stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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myshipshavecannons:

alphalewolf:

Those women are doing a public service, Chris.

in the second gif his boobs jiggle

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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(Source: minato-arisato, via spoken-not-written)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via lame-macie)

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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oulfis:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

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What did you all enjoy doing in your downtime? Like, what Chicago activities or places did you all enjoy?

(Source: anselgifs, via sinplatedgold)

preludetowind:

Magnificent sequence of Kiki’s kind nature to help her elderly customer bake a pie in a traditional method, even costing her health and engaging activities in order to deliver the goods to the birthday party of her customer’s granddaughter. It shows that no matter how hard you work, sometimes it goes under-appreciated. In truth, you and I have been in that situation before. The beauty of Studio Ghibli films is that we can relate to a lot of the hardships these characters go through in a very realistic circumstance.

(via spoken-not-written)

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

(Source: scraap, via spoken-not-written)

"There are years that ask questions and years that answer."

— Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via observando)

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spoken-not-written:

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better


I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.

spoken-not-written:

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

(Source: averagebritishteenager, via spoken-not-written)

avolating:

there’s nothing worse than seeing someone who deserves the world and the best it offers being treated unfairly and you can see them slowly being broken

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